Was there ever day more fraught with primping and personal appearance woes than school picture day? Panic over a zit that magically appeared minutes before the flash went off; hair that was shellacked in place by 12 ounces of Aqua Net; clothes that were meticulously chosen weeks in advance. The weird backgrounds. Did anyone else’s school make the big change to the neon blue backgrounds at some point?
And yet after all of that, we all ended up with pictures like this:
Yes, somewhere under those pudgy cheeks, humongous pink glasses, what I believe can be classified as a mullet (and my frizz is so out of control that it does not even fit in the picture!) is sixth grade me. And horizontal stripes? Always a brilliant idea. My skin, however, is amazing in that picture! I am guessing the huge glasses provided some sort of protective barrier between all possible acne-causing contaminants and my skin.
The worst part? I actually remember my fifth grade picture being a thousand times worse. I just couldn't find it in my picture stash.
Oh, school picture day, you immortalize our most awkward days.
To enter today’s giveaway, describe your most awful, awkward, mortifying school picture. Do not spare any of the gory details! If you want, scan them and email them to me. I won’t post them; they will just make me feel better about my photographic debacle.
And if you are really really good with your replies, I will possibly share my senior pictures in my post tomorrow. People, there is a pleather jacket involved. You KNOW you want to see it.
Giveaway Details
One mega giveaway will be held this week to win a Back to School Prize Package. The Back to School prize package includes:
- A $25 gift card to Staples where you can stock up on your school supply essentials.
- A Back to School snack pack (Hint: If it has been featured in Snack of the Week with a positive review, then it is probably in the snack pack)
- A $30 gift card to CSN stores where you can stock up basically anything you can imagine:bookshelves, shoes, bedroom vanity or even trash cans.
- And last but not least, one dozen of the Whoopie Pies of your choice. Baked by me. It can be a flavor already featured on Whoopie Pie Wednesday or a new one by request.
Total value of the prize package is over $80 but with the homemade Whoopie Pies, it's basically priceless, right?
Each person will have five chances to win. Each day, Monday through Friday, there will be a post with the word "Giveaway" clearly in the title. Just read that post and answer the question in the comments section and that comment is your entry. All entries will be combined at the end and one winner will be drawn on Sunday, September 5th at 6 p.m.










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