"The (Cute) Handbag"

As I was dashing through the station this morning to catch my train, I noticed a poster advertising the movie Street Kings. (Basic plot synopsis...good cop accused of bad, has to fight back, blah, blah, blah. Hasn't some combination of Jack Nicholson/Leonardo DiCaprio/Denzel Washington/Marky Mark made this same movie like ten times in the past five years?)

Anyway, it wasn't the movie itself that caught my attention as it is so not my kind of movie. Rather, it was two names above the title. "Common" and "The Game." Those words apparently pass as names. Huh. So I did a little research and discovered that they are both rappers. I really don't know much about rap except that it annoys the blueberries out of me when people blast it on their Ipods on the train. My rap love pretty much began and ended with Vanilla Ice in the sixth grade. Although I may or may not have owned/still own a cassette single of Whoomp! There It Is! That's rap, right?

But now I kind of want a rap star name. One name is really just an adjective; the other just a noun with an article plopped in front of it. I really contemplated this all day.

So I came up with "Fabulous" (because I am) and "The (Cute) Handbag" (because I always strive to carry one).

What are your rap star names?!?! Have fun with it!!! And post them in comments section because I want to hear them!

Have a great night!!!
"Fabulous" aka "The (Cute) Handbag"